News

Happy 74th Birthday Chuck Norris

Happy 74th Birthday Chuck Norris

NO BODY MESSES WITH WALKER: Chuck Norris turns 74 today! Photo: Associated Press

The martial arts superstar has spawned hundreds of legends. Some of them – all of them(?) – true, some of them just hilarious. Here’s our top 6 Chuck Norris “facts” you can use to impress your friends on his 74th birthday.

AP101202031379
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.


AP061102040732
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.


AP97010107005
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


AP061030028247
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


AP061018020703
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.


AP81407618489
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Latest Stories

in Entertainment

Today in entertainment history: March 6

cosby

Want to hear something shocking? It has been more than 20 years since "The Cosby Show" went off the air.

in Entertainment

Harrison Ford hurt in plane crash

harrisonford

The "Star Wars" star was seriously injured when his vintage plane crashed shortly after taking off from an L.A. airport.

in Entertainment

Peeps milk coming to an Easter basket near you

peeps

Because why shouldn't milk taste more like marshmallows?

in Music

Hall & Oates sue cereal maker

hallandoates

The rockers are not amused by a granola company's clever name for its breakfast food.

in Music

Miley Cyrus isn’t pregnant and she has the ultrasound pic to prove it

mileycyrus

The "Wrecking Ball" hitmaker says she is not expecting.